'˜Taps aff, Bucky out' - PSNI Craigavon issue booze and water warning as heatwave forecast

'˜Taps aff, Bucky out' seems to be the plan as a heatwave is due to hit and the PSNI issue another warning about mixing booze and water.

Wednesday, 24th August 2016, 11:00 am
Updated Wednesday, 24th August 2016, 12:00 pm
PSNI Pirate Ship firing Bucky Bombs

Though comical the PSNI Craigavon message sternly warns on the dangers of going near water while have a glass or two of wine.

Rekindling their banter with rivals PSNI Bangor the Craigavon force said it would be the last time ‘I rise to their baiting...maybe...”

A few days ago the PSNI Bangor had posted an image of a yacht baiting PSNI Craigavon about how successful they were.

However our local cops, posting an image of a pirate ship named PSNI Craigavon and firing Bucky Bombs, said: “Did you see the shape of their yacht?! We’d take that no bother. Unleash the Bucky Bombs!

“We’re heading into some good weather towards the end of the week (unless Barra changes his mind) and we all know what that means...taps aff, Bucky out!

“If you’re going near water, great. If you’re going near drink, fine. Please though, don’t mix the two.

“We know PSNI Bangor like their Prosecco out on the bay, but even they are sensible enough to bring Jeeves along, their lifeguard trained butler. We’ve got our own water areas to worry about so if you’re near the water, be safe.

“Don’t leave kids unattended, even paddling, and don’t let them go further out than you are comfortable and confident going yourself.

“If you’re going to drink, don’t go near the water. It’s just not worth it.

“It makes us think we’re Ryan Lochte. The truth is, when you’re drunk, you’re as much a good swimmer as he is a robbery victim.

“Finally if you see that pesky PSNI Bangor yacht, do what we do best- hotwire it and leave it in the middle of a roundabout. Roundabout 2 could do with a new ornament feature I reckon.

“Stay safe out there!”